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Memo to Students – October 31, 2014

Memo to Students – October 31, 2014

October 31, 2014

We’ll miss you Abe! -Iggy TO: All ESU Medical Students    FROM: Dr. Abraham Waldman   DATE: October 31st, 2014   It is with great sadness that I share news with you of my impending departure from ESU, effective at the end of this semester.   I have treasured my time here serving you as […]

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Letter to Students – October 30, 2014

Letter to Students – October 30, 2014

October 30, 2014

My final post. -Victoria TO: All ESU Medical Students & Recent Grads FROM: Victoria Frankenstein DATE: October 30th, 2014 It is likely we did not know each other (though some of you may know me as “that gunner with the red hair”). My name is Victoria Frankenstein and I am a recent graduate of Engle […]

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#CreatureSighting Reports: Timeline of Events

#CreatureSighting Reports: Timeline of Events

October 20, 2014

After the police failed to take my evidence seriously, I turned to you all to help me track The Creature. Thanks to you, we are working towards an accurate mapping of his actions after escaping the lab at ESU. Below are reports that circulated across social media of creature sightings that occurred between the timeline of […]

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Memo to Students – October 8, 2014

Memo to Students – October 8, 2014

October 8, 2014

You can also report any suspicious activity to me. Actually, that would be preferable. -Victoria TO: All ESU Medical Students & Faculty FROM: Dr. Abraham Waldman DATE: October 8th, 2014 University police are investigating reports of a break-in that occurred last night at The James Whale Memorial Lab. Nobody was injured, but the facility was […]

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Memo to Students – October 1, 2014

Memo to Students – October 1, 2014

October 1, 2014

Nothing to see here. -Victoria TO: All ESU Medical Students FROM: Dr. Abraham Waldman DATE: October 1st, 2014 The Biomedical Science Research Center experienced some temporary unplanned power outages around 11:00pm, September 28, 2014. The power was restored by 11:20pm and it was not necessary to move critical items to the department emergency back-up freezer. […]

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Memo to Students – September 26, 2014

Memo to Students – September 26, 2014

September 26, 2014

Signal boost: Please stay away from the lab this weekend. — Victoria TO: All ESU Medical Students & Faculty FROM: Dr. Abraham Waldman DATE: September 26th, 2014 Important. The James Whale Memorial Lab will be closed until further notice due to a biohazardous material spill. Only personnel outfitted in hazmat suits will be allowed inside or […]

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Memo to Students – September 12, 2014

Memo to Students – September 12, 2014

September 12, 2014

See, everyone? No danger whatsoever. — Victoria   TO: All ESU Medical Students FROM: Dr. Abraham Waldman DATE: September 12, 2014 In response to the numerous inquiries regarding the sound of a gunshot coming from one of the ESU laboratories yesterday, let me assure everyone that the firearm was used by a fully trained and […]

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Memo to Students – September 9, 2014

Memo to Students – September 9, 2014

September 9, 2014

To the five different people who gave me a copy of this memo: Thank you, but I’m fine. I have work to do. —  Victoria

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Memo to Students – August 12, 2014

Memo to Students – August 12, 2014

August 13, 2014

As part of my agreement for using Dr. Waldman’s lab, I am required to occasionally post memos from Engle State administration. I’m sure you’ll find the bureaucratic insights of our university scholars to be fascinating and invaluable. – Victoria

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